Actual testimonials from satisfied PENIS RULER clients

Submitted by Steve X.

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Received from Dave R. via voice mail

....thanks ruler dudes....ever since I showed my girlfriend how I measure up she won't leave me alone. 
(editors note: imagine what she'd do if you had a T-shirt!)

From an eBay auction winner

Smooth transaction. Fast shipment. Fun new product. Order yours today!!!

From Tommy in the UK, via email

...always up for a good laugh I ordered one of these ruler devices and was pleasantly surprised at the immediate increase my John Thomas experienced. Cheers lads! (editors note: right-o)

From an eBay auction winner

VERY NICE! Check out his cute stuff !!!

Letter from Steve

....Hello fellas, I'm Steve but you can call me Stephanie (huh?)....anyways, I took a penisruler to a get together with some of my...um...friends the other night and we certainly got a lot..uh...'mileage' out of it. Oh in case you are wondering, we are all transsexuals! (editors note: ewww)

Email from Ted

...I was sitting on the subway reading a book with my penisruler bookmark laying on my leg when up walked this very attractive woman. She gingerly reached over and touched my penisruler! "What's this?" she asked. I explained the concept to her, quickly adding "not that I need one" and she was laughed quite a bit. We have been dating now for over 2 months and regularly put the ruler to work! The thing that still gets me is that SHE approached ME. That has never happened to me before! PenisRuler you saved my life! (editors note: we are always ready to help the less fortunate)

From an eBay auction winner

. Hello again! I just wanted to let you know that I've received my items, and they're GREAT!! I haven't had a chance to check out your other auctions, or the site again...BUT I WILL! Thank you so much.