Penis Ruler

5.00 out of 5 based on 1 customer rating
(1 customer review)



Order 1 PENIS RULER at regular price of $3.95
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The PENIS RULER is a novelty gag gift. It is a white plastic ruler that is only 8 inches long. The gag here is that the inch markings on the ruler go from 1 inch to 12 inches.

Remember, the ruler is only 8 real inches long. This means that anything measured with this ruler will appear to be much bigger than it really is.

Additional information

Weight 1 lbs
Dimensions 8 x 1 x .10 in

1 review for Penis Ruler

  1. 5 out of 5

    Ladies… not only can the Penis Ruler provide you a bigger BANG for your buck, it can give you more height for your $$. My cute little red booties have a 5 inch heel without the pain associated with such height. More penis, more heel, more life! The Penis Ruler is THE tool for braggers everywhere! Did I mention my iPhone SE is the size of an iPhone 7 for a fraction of the cost? Yup. The Original Penis Ruler = best product evaaaah!

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