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The PENIS RULER : How It Works
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An actual ruler measures 12 inches. We have taken this same ruler and shrunk it down to only 8 inches. By doing this we have created the illusion of a full 12 inches and created the ultimate gag gift, the PENIS RULER. |
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Conversion
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Size |
New PENIS
RULER 'Enhanced' Size |
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4.5
inches
"Strike
hard, strike fast, they will never know what hit
them...literally" |
6
inches
"Walk proud, for today...you are a
man" |
7.5
inches
"Fear no evil with this rod..." |
9
inches
"Excuse me sir, have you got a license
for that thing?" |
10.5
inches
"Shields up! red alert! red alert!" |
12
inches
"That's,
'Mr. Diggler' to you" |
**
TOP
SECRET **
...new
product under (or would that be 'over') development,
stay tuned... |
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